40+ Funny Lego Puns That’ll Have You in Pieces

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Lego blocks are popular modular toys. There are so many things you can build with them. While they’re not fun to step on, lego puns are a blast.

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Lego offers many themes. You’ll find Legos for architecture, Star Wars, cars, art, and ships.

Today, Lego is the largest toy company. The origins date back to 1932, when the founder began creating toys in Denmark.

The brand is inspiring and encourages creative thinking.

Next time you see them, remember the following Lego puns. Everyone, regardless of age, will have a good laugh at them.

Hilarious lego puns everyone will love

1. Are you ready? Lego.

2. I’ll never Lego.

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3. Like Legos, we just click.

4. The Lego movie is a real blockbuster.

5. A group of Lego islands is an archipe-Lego.

6. I love going to Lego-ons and hanging out in the water.

7. Lego and relax.

8. I spoke into a cave and heard my lego.

9. There’s a new Lego store in town. I’m avoiding it for a while because people are lined up for blocks.

Three Lego blocks stacked.
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10. It’s my first time building a he-Lego-pter.

11. Lego released a licorice block called Lego-rice.

12. Digital Legos are made in Si-Lego-n Valley.

13. When Lego Minifigures play sports, they drink e-Lego-lytes for hydration.

14. In physics class, we’re learning about e-Lego-magetism.

15. I want to learn how to p-Lego-lf.

16. I hope that one day I get to see Lego-ral reef.

17. The best Lego piece in the world is the Le-GOAT.

18. Dream big and achieve your Le-goals.

19. The best-selling Lego around Halloween is the Le-ghost.

20. The heartbroken Lego Minifigure is falling to pieces.

21. Clark Kent’s alter Lego is Superman.

22. Someone has been dumping Lego blocks in my yard. I don’t know what to make of it.

23. When the Lego Minifigure found its soulmate, it said, “You’re my missing piece.”

24. Lego Elsa sings, “Legoooo. Legoooo.”

25. Le-goodbye, see you tomorrow.

26. A Lego Minifigure’s favorite artist is Vincent van Le-Gogh.

27. Keep Le-going. Don’t quit.

Lego Minifigure head.
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28. Things are Lego-ing well.

29. I went to the beach and saw a Le-goose.

30. The Lego Minifigure was bad at basketball. It kept throwing bricks.

31. The most common procedure at a Lego hospital is plastic surgery.

32. My doctor asked me, “On a scale of 1 to stepping on a Lego, how much pain are you in?”

33. My feet hurt because I stepped on a Lego. I’m trying to block out the pain.

34. The Lego Minifigures are attending the neighborhood block party.

35. There was a robbery at the Lego store. The police don’t know what happened yet. They’re still trying to piece it all together.

36. When a Lego Minifigure dies, they say, “Rest in pieces.”

37. I’ve been working on Lego jokes. They’ve taken me a long time to put together.

38. The Lego Minifigures are traveling to Czech Repu-brick.

39. The opposite of Lestop is Lego.

40. The Lego Minifigure knew it was sick because its nose was blocked.

41. The criminial Lego Minifigure was Le-guilty as charged.

42. Lego Minifigures measure their shoe size in square feet.

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