In one form or another, corn is everywhere. It feeds humans and animals. Plus, it’s commonly used for wordplay. Read the best corn puns.
Funny corn puns
1. You’re a-maize-ing.
2. Corn-cenrate and you’ll get it.
3. Corn-gratulations!
4. I corn-t go today.
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5. I’m corn-fused.
6. It’s corn-tagious.
7. I’m a corn-ivore.
8. I want to be a corn-try singer.
9. Aw, shucks.
10. Don’t bring corn on an airplane because it’ll make your ears pop.
11. I got a new job in Sili-corn Valley.
12. Here today, corn tomorrow.
13. What are the pros and corns.
14. I’m ready to corn-tinue.
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15. If you eat a whole cob, you’ll be corn-stipated.
16. It’s corn-fidential.
17. It’ll take a se-corn.
18. I’m getting ready for a corn-ference call.
19. She had full corn-trol.
20. Keep it corn-tained.
21. Is it corn-taminated?
22. Did you sign a corn-tract?
23. I like the corn-temporary style.
24. I feel a strong corn-nection.
25. I’m a bit un-corn-ventional.
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26. I came to the corn-clusion.
27. Place it on the corn-ter.
28. Are there any dis-corn-ts?
29. That’s corn-troversial.
30. It was corn-crete.
31. I have a degree in e-corn-omics.
32. You’re so corn-sistent.
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