30+ Funniest Bird Puns

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Humor can make you and your friends or family laugh like a bird. Read the funniest bird puns to quack you up. You won’t be able to stop.

Toucan head.
Photo by David Em and Canva.

Hilarious bird puns

1. Toucan play this game.

2. I hope I’m not a bird-en.

3. You’re emu-sing.

4. This is owl-some.

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5. What the duck?

6. Well, this is hawk-ward.

7. You quack me up.

8. Happy bird-day.

9. It’s im-peck-able.

10. Is it l-eagle?

11. I’m owl by myself.

12. It’s a bit of ostrich.

13. Talk birdy to me.

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14. Ap-parrot-ly, it’s true.

15. It’s time to crow.

16. Like feather, like son.

17. Here’s my caw-d.

18. I’m going for tweet-ment.

19. Here’s a toucan of my appreciation.

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20. A bow and sparrow.

21. I’ll use vel-crow.

22. She has heron place.

24. Owl never give up.

23. I dove headfirst.

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25. The Pyramids of Geese-a.

26. Hey gull!

27. My subscription is up for wren-ewal.

28. We breathe auks-ygen.

29. Tern right.

30. I’m just swan-dering.

31. I saw the advertisement on a bill-bird.

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