35+ Funny Skull Puns to Make You Laugh


Your skull supports your facial muscles and protects your brain. Whether learning about it or a fan, read funny skull puns for a laugh.

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The skull is essential because it protects the most critical part of your body, the brain.

Twenty-two bones make up your skull or cranium.

The bones work together to provide support, structure, and protection.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following skull puns.

Then, share the puns with others because it’s a no-brainer.

The funniest list of skull puns

1. I made a skull-pture for you.

2. I’m ab-skull-utely ready to go.

3. The skull didn’t go to the dance because it had no body to go with.

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4. Skeletons only post skull-fies on social media.

5. Before eating a meal, skulls say, “Bone appétit.”

6. Skulls are the most successful. They’re always getting a-head.

7. The parents skull-ded their kids.

8. It has di-skull-oration.

9. I love to skull-pt in my free time.

10. French skulls greet each other by saying, “Bone-jour.”

11. Bodybuilders are mu-skull-ar.

12. Skeleton kids go to elementary skull.

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13. We went to an up-skull shopping mall.

14. It’s the beginning of the fi-skull year.

15. I weigh myself on the skull.

16. My friend makes the best seared skull-ops.

17. Don’t let the situation e-skull-ate.

18. I love cooking on a skull-et.

19. You’re a person of many skulls.

20. The student won a skull-arship.

21. The skull does whatever it wants. It says it’s bone to be wild.

22. I made a few re-skull-utions.

23. A skull’s favorite element is car-bone.

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24. The two skulls came in a bone-dle.

25. The equipment became ob-skull-ete with new technology.

26. Let’s skull-idify our plans.

27. I was in i-skull-ation.

28. The skull went on a vacation and stayed in a bone-galow.

29. There’s an a-bone-dance of skulls.

30. The skull made sure everyone would bone-efit.

31. We’re con-skull-idating everything into one.

32. The company has great skull-ture.

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33. I’m on my way to skull-inary class.

34. Skull-tivate relationships with others.

35. I skull believe.

36. Stand skull.

37. Con-skull-t with your doctor before trying supplements.

38. I live on a penin-skull-a.

39. Skull-d to the highest bidder.

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