50+ Funny Acronyms That Are Creative and Clever


Acronyms are a kind of abbreviation. Some are serious, while others will make you laugh hard. Read and share funny acronyms for a good laugh.

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An acronym is an abbreviation using the first letters of words. The distinguishing feature of an acronym is that you pronounce it as a word.

The earliest use of acronyms dates back over 150 years. Now, there are many serious and funny acronyms.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, read the following acronyms.

Clever and funny acronyms

ABITHAD: Another Blithering Idiot Thinks He’s a Doctor.

ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Soccer.

ADIH: Another Day in Hell.

BADD: Bikers Against Dumb Drivers.

BING: But It’s Not Google.

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BOSS: Built On Self Success.

BOYS: Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls.

BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer.

CLASS: Come Late and Start Sleeping.

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DENIAL: Don’t Even Know I Am Lying.

DIET: Do I Eat Today?

FEAR: Forget Everything and Run.

FISH: Forget It Stuff Happens.

FLU: Fluids Leaking Uncontrollably.

FORD: Fix or Repair Daily.

GIRL: Greatly Interesting Revitalizing Life-form.

GITA: Get In The Automobile.

GOMER: Get Out of My Emergency Room.

GOOGLE: Great Online Oracle Generating Legitimate Explanations.

HOMEWORK: Half of My Energy Wasted on Random Knowledge.

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again.

HOPE: Hang On Pain Ends.

JEEP: Just Expect Every Problem.

LADY GAGA: Like All Damaged Youth Great at Getting Attention.

LAME: Laughable and Mildly Entertaining.

LIFE: Living Isn’t Freaking Easy.

LOVE: Loss of Valuable Energy.

MAID: Mother Actually in Disguise.

MATH: Mental Abuse to Humans.

MAZDA: Made After Zero Design Analysis.

NAKED: No Attire Keep Eyes Diverted.

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NASCAR: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.

NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself.

NUT: Never Underestimate Teens.

PASS: People Against Stupid Stories.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

POOP: People Order Our Patties.

PORSCHE: Proof of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

POS: Parent Over Shoulder.

PUB: Pay Until Bankrupt.

SAAB: Sad Attempt at Beauty.

SALT: Same As Last Time.

SCHOOL: Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lives.

SING: Silence is Now Gone.

SINGLE: Stress is Now Gone Life’s Easier.

SPAM: Severely Poor Advertising Method.

SPECIAL: Some People Enjoy Crazy Ideas About Life.

STRESS: Stuff to Remember Every Single Second.

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SWAG: Stuff We All Get.

VISTA: Very Irritating System Try Another.

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Etc.

WOMAN: Watching Over Man’s Absurd Notions.

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